Hi all! So I am currently sitting at an airport awaiting my flight to distant lands, so I thought it would be about time to tell you all that I won’t be very active on tumblr until christmas, because I am going to Peru and I have no idea how much, if any, internet access I will have.. So toodles, everyone, and see you in a few months! If you’re really devoted and would still like to keep an eye on me, I will try to update this non-tumblr blog as often as possible. Bye!
The owner of this blog is a Norwegian currently studying biology in the UK, and this blog will document the scientist's log as she tries to blend into the primitive society and gain the confidence of the natives. It will be mostly written in the basic dialect which all English people are fluent in: sarcasm.
Personal tag: Nil out.
Norway tag: norway bitches.
England tag: land of tea and glory
English language tag: engelsk er et taperspråk.
My music tag: rev up that trumpet
Just said goodbye to a loved one and sent him on a plane, and I’ve just cried my way trough a 1,5 hour train ride home and tomorrow I’m going back to the airport to leave home and everyone I know and love AGAIN and I’ve never doubted myself this much before and what I’m saying is that if anyone has encouraging words/ehugs/life advice then now would be the time
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL